octobootle:

when you think your cramps are finished but then

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

My ideal body weight is you on top of me.

(Source: autosuficiencia, via markcefalojr)

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(Source: r-pollo, via hotboyproblems)

unretrieved:

I need $$
Not friends

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